Those sevens are weird, what a weird font

Microplastics in brains have hit critical mass

I dunno man. You’re already supposed to get to the airport 2 hours early.

Can you imagine the absolute clusterfuck if you were in the security line at the same time as Taylor Swift?

Watch One Piece

Reminds me of the old “derbakerta panda wibcheengs” meme

https://youtu.be/GfCHqIVwlZI

Fucking

SLAPS

MegaMan X soundtrack

Really? But how?

If you can eat a salad and then lay down without getting an explosion of acid reflux, maybe you aren’t old yet 😂

Why are we eating pizza in the bedroom

Flamin Hot Cheetos Mac and Cheese. Had to open all the windows to get the smell out

Meanwhile Euler was coming up with all this shit while being blind

I had Flash 5

I was going to say Glory to Rome but your answer is better.

“Now Chalmers did his head in you maroon” is a fairly humorous sentence on its own.

Walk into class

Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk

Whip out mechanical keyboard

Mouse, small set of stereo speakers

Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket

Everyone else watches confusedly

Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor

Whip out power strip

Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway

20ft extension cord

The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks

Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way

Play World of Warcraft the entire time

I don’t think the word “master” is indicating quality though, just that it’s the “source” or “basis”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_recordings

I was once spelunking a file that hadn’t been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

Type of dinosaur I believe