I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.
I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Usually, the most effective way is to say, “Wanna hear a knock knock joke?”
“Sure!”
“Okay, you start.”
Has about a 90% success rate.
If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.
If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.
If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I’m pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.
When we worry about AI taking over art, there ain’t no AI that can pull that masterpiece off.
Shit, I’ve never bought a game early access before, but I think I’ll happily pay to be a beta tester to support these devs and this project.
What, haven’t you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!
I’m gonna say it, he still looks Batman as fuck, even without the ears.
It’s from the image post.
Which often led to visible confusion, as people could hear John Cena, but not see him.
Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.
What, you’ve never seen squirrels bury their nuts before?
So friggin good, like if a kit kat and a Reese’s had a giant baby.
Just be aware with this technique that going to the ER to patch up your sliced open finger is probably more distracting than the sound of the can opening.
I disagree, he should kill them…
With kindness!
They do. Personally, I think it makes the most sense, in regards to instance news like this, to put a pinned and locked post on the actual platform you’re talking about, and then put a discord or matrix or whatever off-site link in the body of the post for those who wish to discuss. That’s what a lemmy.zip admin did recently, and I think it worked well.
I’m going Blockbuster, just because I’d love to be able to rent new release video games again. Redbox used to scratch that itch, until they stopped carrying them.
The VCR isn’t flashing 12:00 am? What sort of witchcraft is this?
Well, you have to answer to make sure that nobody died; otherwise, if you let it go to voicemail, then you just sit and wait to see if a message is left, and then oh shit, they did. Now, I’m going through the 2 fucking minutes it seems to take to get to my voicemail, my heart pounding, oh God, what happened? And then it’s just a robot trying to reach me about my car’s extended insurance.
(End scene)
The doctor was a woman.