I wouldn’t piss on a burning CEO if they were alive

That sounds like the tits, I should open a bar

All I will say is schlong size is not proportionate to height and a sad emoji face :(

I am guessing this is one of these things where people think it’s awesome and has many advantages, but like everything else in life, it’s best to be near the middle of the bell curve, personally I am 197cm tall and that’s very much on the extreme end, I think that’s that taller than 99.6% of humans, I have to look out for not hitting my head, I don’t fit comfortably in the majority of cars, flying on a plane is a PITA as I have to look for specific seats, hell even something as simple as sitting comfortably on public transit is an issue. Buying clothes is a chore as I have to look for things that are designed with longer sleeves and pants sized for tall people. Just a minority of shoe selection is available as they mostly have EUR size 45 as the biggest and I wear 46/47.

And I will probably die sooner than if I was like 10 cm shorter as my heart has to work harder.

IASIP is Seinfeld cracked up to 11, in some episodes quite literally

My issue with foods like these is that the eggs get overcooked and the sulfur ring forms around the yolk, you probably want to cook the eggs to be more runny so it doesnt overcook while you cook the outer layer

Not java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/

I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.

In my case I am doing it to myself with my lack of self control and chasing money and lifestyle inflation, thank you very much.

What are you writing your code in? Windows notepad? How the hell do you not see the semicolon missing?

Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.

Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.

Anyone who thinks a strong type system is a drawback has never worked on any real project where you actually have to collaborate with others.

Sounds like you need to talk to your wife, better yet, you guys should be signing up for some cooking classes, it’s a fun and unlimited ROI skill as you will have to eat until you dir.

Deity theft is no joke Jim! Millions suffer every year

bruh

This is why I have it pirated, as you say the soundtrack is a huge part of that show, just rewatched it again recently and I don’t even want to know what the streaming version is like.

Man you are just ripping off my welcome mat.

No says the English language users where someone “being in love with themselves” is not used as a compliment

Not exactly foolproof, loving yourself and being in love with yourself is a distinction that matters, the latter one is not positive

Hopefully the color will match the color of the hair on my palm that grew from masturbating

I think you mean the cancer