That’s neat and all but I’m just trying not to fall out of this fucking tree.

Actually in my case it has to be B. My current dog is the best girl.

Who said anything about taking a break? I’ve got 2 monitors and 2 hands.

Possibly Female Boobie Inspector in this case. It’s a more specialized role.

Just checked my copy of the book and it’s October there too. It also starts by saying that Bilbo and Frodo’s birthday is 22nd September so it’s not a one off.

Not played Space Age and ground up their eggs into prod modules then I take it?

Get your dicks in a raw foot?

I wish they’d return an error rather than a modified image, the “content not viewable in you region” image gets cached and it’s a pain getting the original image once I connect my VPN. There’s even a specific http code they could use.

Can’t do that these days since they turned off general chat.

I know which of us will be enjoying our time on this planet more.

Him because of the massive luxury his wealth allows? The mere fact that he has time for pointless bullshit like this while the rest of us have to work for a living should tell you something.

Also, be aware if he invites you up to his tree house he’ll trap you there. He’s never gonna let you down.

Everyone is dying my dude, just at different rates.

*matings

It’s pronounced “Fronkensteen”

Could’ve been decades or centuries. You can never be too careful as to whether you’re unwittingly talking to a vampire.

Hard times make men strong,
Strong men make good times,
Good times make men soft,
Soft men make me hard

I like how that one ginger had to stop and wait for their turn with the braincell.

*Carotid artery

The jugular is a vein and doesn’t have the pressure to spray like that.

Well I suppose that issue goes away next month when win 10 goes EOL and stops getting updates.