someone doesn’t skip triceps day

i’m so fast that may be confused as a robot

gives me painting brutalist building vibes

you mean dormant crush? time to wake up m’lady

that phone number is going to get some girl name messages

she asked for the A but got the D 😕

in case of fire, have a snack

the title is correct is you consider the u.s. president the national security treat

easy level.

hard level: cat and floor/steps match color

government started painting the largest brutalist building in my city, a public museum. the architects, historians and the like living in nearby where like “wtf you doing?” it was order to stop and sandblast

every commute from work

before reading it i thought yogurt and grapes, that’s alright, cuz my mind wouldn’t have taken me to the alternative

people can float

damn, published a week ago, how can i be so updated? lol

must be from the Carboniferous period, when air was 35% oxygen, currently at 21%. the way insects breathe, low O2 reduces their possible size

i think the word cockroach is slightly older than the scientific method

but what if you want to squeeze in one more tax?

i think during Pangea, the center of the land was a big ass desert, and a very dry one, the network would probably look like a doughnut

graph designer “i don’t like math” scale

i can hear the second picture