My savage ex-girlfriend and one crazy neighbors kid.

is it the same as I wanted less more?

A recurring customer having habit of delaying to pay the bar tab because he’s “too drunk”. Usually took him weeks and multiple asking before he paid his bar tab in full.

This time he bought a bunch of pretty girls lots of expensive drinks, at the end of the night he is so drunk that nobody can reason with him to pay (but we suspect he’s faking it as always). So we put his bill in his tab and let him go.

The next day he act like he doesn’t remember anything and refused to acknowledge that he was buying anyone else drinks even with the CCTV footage of him on that night (and of course refused to pay his tab).

This went on for 2 weeks before the head bartender get into a fight with him. The customer ended up with a black eye and got banned from the bar. He doesn’t press any charges.

I couldn’t remember his bill total in the end, but it was close to 2k.

the new name is equally terrible, at least in terms of pronunciation.

All my others cats love it, especially in the summer.

My 5yo cat can’t sploot. She doesn’t know how to, and she doesn’t want to (when assisted).

You can’t buy them anymore. They’re all got delisted from every store by the publisher.

feels like this would go viral on Facebook.

They’re out of line, but they’re not wrong.

Ryujinx just got taken down by Nintendo today. Fuck those corporate asshole.

Yes and no.

The water would never boiled is you only use the base for heating.

You need to run the water through the coffee making process (without the coffee) to get boiled water.

Also your coffee would smell like sausage for weeks after.

Happy birthday song.

Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈

And the guest rappers killed the guitar solo.

https://youtu.be/evCsdT99Iog

No it’s not. Use lard or other animals fat, beef fat is the worst.

20 - 55

I honestly don’t have a clue what you’re saying.

please name the game.

Fit it ON the rim for weight support.

Why does pizza taste good at any (edible) temperature? Hot pizza, lukewarm pizza, room temperature pizza, chilled pizza, cold pizza, any of those tastes fucking amazing in their own way, how? (I don’t think frozen pizza is counted as edible).

i don’t get it?