I love this idea

I would not be able to trust an auto translate. Look for someone out there who is adept at it and enlist their help, or a message board if you can find one. You do not want to find out your tattoo is a bad translation after the fact

I want that shirt

Don’t leave us hanging! Go into it!

I dont know if this counts but his edit of Gordon Ramsey kills me everytime

Definitely some interesting thoughts here. I do think you need to ask yourself if you aren’t romanticizing in the opposite direction.

I think there probably are some things that we could agree are universally disgusting , but it would still be a subjective opinion, just one that no one would argue. What I mean to say is that beauty and ugliness are human constructs, they don’t actually exist. It would be kind of pointless to go back and forth with someone countering examples of beauty with examples of ugliness.