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Cake day: March 9th, 2025

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  • Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn’t find them anywhere, not even Walmart.

    The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read “Not to be inserted rectally.”

    So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.














  • I liked the basic premise that the East Coast of America would be controlled by the Nazis, and the West Coast by the Japanese, with the middle being a No-Man’s Land, controlled by factions of American rebels.

    At least, that’s how I remember it. The size of America would make it difficult to fully control from coast to coast.