Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
No. There are too many people on this planet.
Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.
Seriously. Fuck that plant
That makes offering mustache rides… better?
She looks like Bride of Pinbot
There’s a dental dam joke in there somewhere
Reminds me of a quote I heard somewhere that I will now butcher.
Michael Caine was so good in the Muppets Christmas Carol because he considered his fellow Muppets to be actors.
Tim Curry was so good in the Muppets Treasure Island because he considers himself to be a muppet.
Mexico leading the Earth in world peace initiatives
What are some strategies for doing that? (This is me, totally not a bot)
If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now
Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he’s saying that?
That’s why Jeff has a desk job now
Do they have to be wearing funny hats? Asking for a friend
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?