Maybe they’re tiny and can’t throw them and thus can’t believe them.
Maybe they’re tiny and can’t throw them and thus can’t believe them.
That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!
Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.
I try to be on good enough behavior that I won’t get banned.
I just show my butthole for tips.
Nah, if I had guaranteed food and shelter I’d be filming pornography all day every day.
It makes perfect sense coming from you.
If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.
What if you’re wearing them over your pants?
What if you’re wearing boxers?
During this month I practice retrograde ejaculation. You jam your finger into your taint just as you cum, and it re-directs the ejaculate into the bladder.
This is the No-Nut-November loophole.
My sexy Adolf Hitler got a great reception tonight.
Thicker then a Double Big Mac.
A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.
both should have RGB for safety at night.
The entire screenplay of Skrek 4.
Take it up with Ada.
Mic drop.
The A in CIA stands for anarchist.
Thanks!
Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.