Pay down your debts first.

God that must be awful. Your whole life you work hard and earn the money to buy a house, you keep your whole life in there, it’s your HOME. And then some fucking storm comes and just destroys it all. I mean, hopefully you & your loved ones survive, and that’s all that really matters, but to see all the physical representation of your life just washed away. I feel terrible for those people.

“King of the Hill” drawn in the style of Edward Gorey.

Aww thanks

I’ve been told more than once that I look like “that creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.” So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didn’t like looking creepy tho.

Barack-in the law

Dirt (series) - because I love rally racing.

Motorstorm (series) - because racing across an active volcano is fun as fuck.

Carmageddon (series) - because it’s insane and hilarious.

Twisted Metal 2 - not really a racing game, but close enough.

100 years later:

Dr. Monkey: “Look! We made this lemur smart…”

Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)

My kid - a seven year old Minecraft addict - says it looks all wrong but he still wants to go see it. He says he thinks it will still be fun.

Empire Strikes Back Building

Extra virgin baby oil

Me too! I hope you don’t mind…

Hooray for boobies.

Separator in my ass.

…ouch

Without some kind of rapid aging, a clone of yourself would have to be grown from infancy. I suppose if you were cloned at an early age, and then waited until your clone was of age for consensual sex, it would be incest.

Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?

My dad is a boomer and back when I was in high school he had a pet squirrel. It would sit on his shoulder while he worked. Eat walnuts out of his shirt pocket.

Oops I accidentally deleted my original comment while trying to add songs. Here’s my new comment where I did suggest Glorybox.

https://lemmy.world/comment/12040063