Embrace the Rot by Endless Tavern.
Embrace the Rot by Endless Tavern.
Just avoid Australia, you’ll be fine.
“Can’t expect me to train my replacement if I don’t remember how I did it!”
This is what happens when you take things away. Used to be you’d just levitate yourself wherever you needed to go.
Then there’s Fallout. Who needs horses? Courier can carry themself and 400 pounds of Sunset Sarsaparilla up a damn near vertical cliff face if you do the side-to-side.
My friend, do yourself a favor and invest in a proper grinder. You can find pocket grinders with a kief catch for like $15. That catch will be your friend during the hard times. Let it build until you need it, and never clean that shit unless it is into your apparatus of choice.
ETA: Clean the grinder teeth, not the catch. Just knock it into the catch with a toothbrush before you do. Sometimes you can scrape some extra goodness up, but it sucks using a gummed grinder. Should be able to grind in one smooth motion, not too much resistance.
My first memories are traumatic!
Actually, a number of my childhood memories are the traumatic ones… Fuck.
I feel that last one, so hard.
I had access to extra time and all that for maths, which I have always struggled with learning. I never felt justified in using them, told myself I was just dumb, not trying hard enough to learn. It didn’t matter that I was losing sleep, and still not improving, there was something I could somehow magically fix if I just kept pushing myself through the rock in my way.
He makes a good point, though. Sure, it works on the bunch and makes a level of sense when they’re all together, but just looking at an individual banana, sitting on its own? Weird as shit.
I think I might spend too much time handling bananas.
Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.
That, sadly, depends on where you are. I see tons of 90s shitbox sedans with the sticker. Most of the trucks prefer to full rear window cling and physical flag hanging somewhere from the bed.
Both usually have at least 1 snake, 3 Trump heads, and enough MAGA stickers, you’d think they’re painted red.
They also get extremely pissed at the one car with a Trans heart on the back. It’s fucking hilarious. Wanna bitch about it being an “eyesore” when they’ve got enough bullshit across their trunk to act as a form of armor.
Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.
Well, you’re coming back anyway.
Unless you’re grabbing your tools to go work on someone else’s garden.
Jim Carrey wore it better.
"The year is 3964. Todd Howard rules from his silicon throne, having gained immortality in the Great Megasoft War. The entirety of the contiguous United States have become a singular corpo-state with a united focus, and the time has come.
Elder Scrolls VIII: Oblivion Crisis in Skyrim releases."
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS WITHOUT ASS, GAS, OR GRASS!”
It tastes nothing like Chex Mix. Trust me. More like salt with maybe a little dirt mixed in. You can get food-grade D.E.
It’s also a natural flea treatment if you can’t use chemical treatment for whatever reason. Does the same thing as to the snails. Shreds the exoskeleton and dries them out
You can also use Diatomaceous Earth. Same concept, it’s extremely sharp and jagged little flakes that shred through them. It also dries them out at the same time.
They’re doing a service.
Reminding men that it’s never too late to schedule an appointment at the proctologist.
Don’t write it off so quickly.
Some people are into that.
You know he’s never going to give it to you.