im not a surgeon and i have also never shredded my hands on these. who is injuring themselves on pull tabs???

what the heck!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2rHcqYr/

silly chess educational tiktok to ummm not have this happen.

i would ideally like to die at an old age painlessly in my sleep. I do not want to feel a critical organ failing while the rest of my body struggles to keep me alive through that.

I feel that the only way to guarantee that i get to die painlessly is to have that scenario engineered rather than letting it play out “naturally”.

death is scary, ideally i would like to not have to suffer while going through the most terrifying and final moment of my life.

i upvote lame comments because i find them relatable. its nice to be represented.

because of the meat industry, i think its more ethical to use leather than let it go to waste. it lasts a long time and can replace a lot of other textiles that would need to be replaced more.

hell yeah

funny joke but also yeah valid point. its acting. people are playing pretend.

https://youtu.be/nyoWmkhRyp8

explain anger spiral

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yeah. you just kinda wiggle with the music. more complex dance moves are practiced.

is that Jerry beansman?

what held belief?

i mean, what pause can i do? i would like to exist.

Are you saying my preference to exist in society and not be discriminated against is just an opinion to be debated? because i am very tired of debating that topic.

my struggle with stuff like this is that, because i am lgbt, my existence is considered “political”.

i dont think its the onions fault, parody just got more difficult when real life is already ridiculous

there is no ethical consumption, just do your best.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

its twilight fanfiction

i mean yeah but they can just dual boot to metaphorically keep the old house too