I love Democracy.

It’s super satisfying to shoot them with an arrow just as they are performing their wake up animation, causing them to lie back down dead again.

OnlyVentilateurs

Even if there were a hurricane, that’s what nukes are for!

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Hooray the grind is over! Shareholders can suck it, later losers.

Wouldn’t the Kaizo Mario mod be a better way to kill off Mario?

Work/Government Issued

Likely an editorial error and got their stories mixed up. But I like your scenario.

Disagree. Pornitor is the best way to describe a portable monitor.

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

attacks

I still like to call it Twitter in the extraordinarily unlikely event that Elon sees this post and gets triggered over it.

Here I present a little something I call a Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V

Appliances are super expensive. It doesn’t help that so many of them have planned obsolescence built in so they fail just after their warranty period.

One little thing I learned is that upper “tier” appliances that cost more share many of the same components as cheaper models. The fancy clothes washing machine might have a color touchscreen but the motors and control boards are the same, so you could save a lot of money by just getting the cheaper model with buttons rather than one that is capable of running Skyrim.

A good way to check is to look for maintenance manuals for these appliances. If you see parts lists that are shared between the more expensive and cheaper models, you’re better off going with the cheaper one.

Huh. That’s why it is never working for me.

And it gave you your daily dose of crazy in the pre-Internet age.

Jesus is having sex today.

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I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.

There is no possible counterargument to this.

I am convinced now.