When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom
When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom
I’m in if it’s penis vore
Then it disappears and I say “Where House?”
What do we do? I’m so scared 🥺
Ayo wtf?
Time to dust off the guillotines
I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit
But her birthday is next week!!!
My chair is sufficient thank you…until I game then they go on my bed…then back on my chair
Oh no I hope they don’t step on me
I’m waiting for people to just mod a fucking .45 Caliber into Baldurs Gate 3 so I can blast Gortash in his fucking head the first time I see him
This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
It’s too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!
RAMIREZ! RETAKE BURGERTOWN AND GET ME A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEAL WITH MEDIUM FRIES AND A MEDIUM DIET DR. PEPPER AND IF THEY DONT HAVE DIET DR. PEPPER JUST MAKE IT A SPRITE I GUESS. ALSO ASK FOR KETCHUP PACKETS BECAUSE I DIDN’T GO GROCERY SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND AND I DONT HAVE ANY HEINX KETCHUP!
THEN TAKE THAT FUCKING JAVELIN AND BLOW THOSE COMMUNISTS FUCKS BACK TO BLYAK-VILLE!
British mfers be like: “OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make”
I’m going through residency right now and every day I experience a different episode from Scrubs. It’s scary how accurate it can be, even for how long it’s been since it came out
Makes me appreciate The Road more cause everyone’s body in that movie SUUUUUCKED
“Don’t trust the Jews”