Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Do no evil.

Thanks! I’ll have to give that a try.

“Do you want to import your settings from your previous browser?”

“Do you want to make Chrome your default browser?”

“Are you sure?”

FUCK OFF, I’M ONLY USING THIS STUPID PROGRAM BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE UTILITY COMPANY’S WEBSITE DOESN’T WORK WITH FIREFOX

This hits me where I live.

Today: “…they will be deleted after Alexa processes your requests.”

Some point in the not-so-distant future: “We are reaching out to let you know that your voice recordings will no longer be deleted. As we continue to expand Alexa’s capabilities, we have decided to no longer support this feature.”

It’s not a story that ByteDance would tell you.

Coming soon to a Truth Social post near you:

“He the people…”

The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindle was a cheap cash-in thrown together with various outtakes, oddities, and such…and yet it’s as punk as it gets. On a meta level, it brilliantly deconstructs the music industry, rock & roll itself, and a few other things as well.

It’s fun, too.

Honestly, no. I actually prefer a bit of background noise.

Maybe the next generation of Rickrolling should involve providing a link to a real video but disguising it to look like the Rickroll link?

Yeah, if I hadn’t been so committed to Rexit, I doubt I would have stuck around long enough to find a UX that I liked. Just to name one, it’d be nice if MLMYM were a default skin.

The most pissing thing is that the Microsoft “support” forum is always the top search result. Sometimes it occupies 5 or more of the top search results.

…but I haven’t had to deal with that since I switched to Linux last year, so…yay!

You mean to tell me that I DON’T need an AI-powered faucet?

“Make America Great Leap Forward Again”

Joy Division. It took several years of being a New Order fanboy before I revisited the earlier band and realized its genius.

It’s a perfect metaphor for the working class.

Little Songs About Raindrops - Lullatone

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Guidance counselors. One of them tried to convince my parents that I was on drugs…in 4th grade. Turned out that I had an undiagnosed mental disorder.