First time in a limo?

In one this small…

That’s up there with, the deer isn’t crossing the road, the road is crossing the forest. Always good to embrace new perspectives.

Cassowary killed my colonist!

(Rimworld not colonialism, ew)

I mean, maybe a gavel smacking sue’in ass nintendoh? Fuck those greedy cunts.

Simcity for SNES is the greatest manual ever put together. One Lemmings opinion.

So, April fools?

You fucking slay so goddamn hard. Fuck yeah! So fucking proud of you. We stand together!

From my studies, again, not a member of the faith, just educated in it, Matthew desired to build the early Christian community and leaned into stories like this of the people coming together over Jesus teachings. Kinda interesting the slant here then, imo, when you consider that. Yeah boys, let’s break bread, but there is a snitch ass bitch amongst us trying to bring this good thing to an end.

Heh, despite my actual beliefs, I did grow up with this stuff, and Iirc, Jesus knew it was his last, and famously declared someone would betray him at this, his last supper. I know it’s a joke, just pointing that out.

False, this is the blue donut of eve online.

Translyvania 6-5 ew ew ew.

Yes, a solid point too. Paul saw this jihad washing over the whole of the galaxy and he really really really didn’t want it, but didn’t know how to do the one without the other. English teachers must have an absolute blast with this one. Heh, like Jesus seeing the crusades and going… wait… shit.

Important note, I feel. In the book it’s jihad, in the movies it’s holy war. Presumably because America has been so openly Islamophobic the last twenty plus years, that I imagine the audience would have perceived racism, when, in fact, the 1965 text says jihad. Just like to point that out as an interesting historical and cultural note. (Side note, haven’t seen the latest, but I remember at least the first one saying holy war and never jihad.)

If you raid my colony, your left kidney, right lung, and liver are mine. One Lemmings opinion.

Me, an intellectual, “no I am quite certain Illinois hasn’t deployed anyone.”

This might be the most important comment ever. I’m honored to have been here.

I didn’t know you were British. Now I’ll picture you putting on a kettle for me every time I see something wholesome.

Big fucking cheers to you friend, that’s lovely! On your island just spreading joy around the 'verse. Hurray!

Nailed it mate. So many memories. Ah, well done friend!

This is great, but the demons should be Felicia. BFG bye Felicia!

Friends. It’s the shitpost comm. All is well.