Stop, I’ve already heard this one. And the punchline sucks.
Stop, I’ve already heard this one. And the punchline sucks.
Help desk guy caught jerking off at his desk by a female employee, which he had apparently been doing for a while without a whole lot of cleanup, further investigation uncovered.
His keyboard, mouse, desk, floor mat, and chair were disposed of as hazmat. Monitor and PC were e-cycled.
Russian national anthem, just to shit in their cheerios.
There’s a difference between needing to do something horrible (killing Nazis) and taking great pleasure in the killing.
One is a necessary evil, the other is psychopathic.
Gross. Feeling ecstasy for murder is gross, no matter what the victim did.
Certainly not in the forms it’s been in since the 60’s. They have stepped up their education benefits quite a bit in the last 20 years but the price is still too high if you’re in combat arms and ever have to go do your job for real.
Joined the Army thinking I was going to do some good in the world for my country.
Disagree with the first part. Agree with the second.
When I’m dictator they’ll be among the first up against the wall.
Fortunately for them, my lack of ambition and crippling video game addiction ensure I’ll never be dictator over anything more than my two cats.
Anti-advertising advertising. Genius.
Yes. And it’s really dumb.
Not just in the states either. They do it in Mexico and some of the operators use their job to rip off tourists. You have to make sure they reset the meter before they start pumping your gas.
Marketing. Anything having to do with marketing.
I’m a big fan of Bill Hicks’ philosophy in regards to those people.
I used to play the first one on the Macintosh’s on display at the store. Not sure I ever finished a level in the few minutes I always had to play when my parents were shopping. Very difficult, but fun!
Toss up between RC Pro-Am and Ninja Gaiden on the NES. I beat them both and they were both a real bitch. So, so many times I got to the final race or stage and couldn’t do it… so you start all over from the beginning.
Games like that don’t exist anymore.
There’s no chance Trump read that or wrote one for Biden. He’s functionally illiterate.
I just lost The Game :(
Complete lack of respect. It would boil my blood, too.
Gotta love those. “Everyone has to do this work, and we’ll reward 2% of you with a few scraps for it”
Corporate probably tied a paltry raise or bonus to them selling a certain amount. Execs are dumb.
Honestly I’d probably do the same. He’s at home, and I don’t need that drama in my work life.