Imagine you get divorced
“Oh hey Janet”
“It’s Robert now”
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Imagine you get divorced
“Oh hey Janet”
“It’s Robert now”
I recognize that “this child is getting too damn heavy for this” face
Have you ever heard of China
Dating in Wisconsin
Oh to be a fat lizard eating free salads for life
Anaconda except it’s giant guinea pigs. In fact, do a whole universe of larger versions of animals. Giant red pandas terrorizing rural China? You would watch it.
Sign me up for foodborne illness! Which is exactly what I said when I booked my trip to North Korea.
This child vapes ☝️
That’s enough time on planet earth for me
He’s mostly just been eating lettuce
I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke
*who also shreds on guitar
Let’s get you to bed, gramps
Hell yeah brother, settle the score
First one, then the other
Is this loss?
Don’t be left holding the bags
We can rewind though right?