“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I’d probably immediately go soft
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
Use the acronym: BOSS
You can do “Pa”. It’s objectively impossible to sexualize “Pa”. You could try, but it’d immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize “papi”. It’s hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they’re trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
Kids?
My kids already call me bruh.
bruh
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
I’ve always been partial to “pop” though “pops” is an ageist slur
that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
