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Remove the backdoor found in 5.6.0 and 5.6.1 (CVE-2024-3094).

While the backdoor was inactive (and thus harmless) without inserting
a small trigger code into the build system when the source package was
created, it's good to remove this anyway:

  - The executable payloads were embedded as binary blobs in
    the test files. This was a blatant violation of the
    Debian Free Software Guidelines.

  - On machines that see lots bots poking at the SSH port, the backdoor
    noticeably increased CPU load, resulting in degraded user experience
    and thus overwhelmingly negative user feedback.

  - The maintainer who added the backdoor has disappeared.

  - Backdoors are bad for security.

This reverts the following without making any other changes:

The sentence “This was a blatant violation of the Debian Free Software Guidelines” is highlighted.

Below the github screenshot is a frame of the 1998 film The Big Lebowski with the meme caption “What, are you a fucking park ranger now?” from the scene where that line was spoken.

  • Jomosoto@discuss.tchncs.de
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    7 months ago

    Best part to me is “The maintainer who added the backdoor has disappeared.” implying it was removes because there’s nobody left to maintain it

  • RedWeasel@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    7 months ago

    Seriously. If you are going to do it, write in assembly or something else no one understands.

    • Ineocla@lemmy.ml
      1·
      7 months ago

      Tbh jia tan really wasn’t lucky some mf at Microsoft noticed a 500ms delay in ssh. The backdoor was so incredibely clever and Well hidden and ingenious i almost feel bad for him lmao

    • deltapi@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Yep, probably because it’s not funny or clever. My guess is that you look for funny and/or clever in your jokes.

        • computergeek125@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          7 months ago

          I’m still lost… I’ve been following the XZ thing since it broke, so I get the context, but I’m not sure how the meme at the bottom is connected?

          • Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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            7 months ago

            On the photo you see a violation of rules listed as one of the reasons this commit is made. Because it’s at the top the meme creator is presuming that’s their main priority.

            And they disagree with that, so they’re calling them a “park ranger”. I’m guessing they’re alluding to an old but common media presentation of park rangers being childish about rules.

            I get the joke with that it looks a bit odd to put that reason at the top of the list, but their response I find more unkind than funny

            • loutr@sh.itjust.works
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              7 months ago

              It’s a scene from The Big Lebowski, right after The Dude got tortured with a marmot by German nihilists. Walter focuses on the legality of keeping a marmot as a pet, which is obviously not the main issue.